SKI SCHOOL

Mike submits this beautiful specimen

KAL PENN

Kal Penn can't handle it!

BEER LEAGUE

From what I can tell, this movie features a 30-foot-tall woman in high heels and "sports hose" who really knows how to "get a guy by the BALL" (HA!)

REVENGE OF THE NERDS

Okay, this is kind of interesting. First up, we have the cover of Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise. From what I can tell, this artwork was used for a DVD edition, and is currently being used for the downloadable version of the movie. A decent Comedy Legs specimen.











Then here's the cover for a Revenge of the Nerds box set. An awful reversal, luring us in with the basic /\ leg format, but it's a dude, and he's got a wedgie. A merciless denial of our quest for sexy campus good times?















And then it gets kinda weird, and we start to see the real violence of the Revenge of the Nerds marketing team. They know what we want, but they're not going to give it to us (at least, not on the DVD box).
Previously, they pulled a bait-and-switch, substituting some dude's - some NERD's - legs for the sexy gams we'd come looking for. Now, they're only giving us the memory of those gams - a sort of gams ghost, and the leering smirk of a nerd humiliates us. He's taken those legs home, and he's keeping them.

PORKY'S

Thanks to Jay for reminding me of Porky's. Is this Comedy Legs' patient zero, the font from which all others spring? The phallo-faucet seems to say so.

NON COMEDY

So these aren't comedy, but they're awesome.

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S FISH IN A BARREL

Oh come on, National Lampoon. This is just lazy.
Also, thanks.

RAGING HORMONES

SLEEPING DOGS LIE

PRETTY COOL (PARTS 1 AND TOO)

GETTING IT ON!

Hey, how's the cover for 'Getting it On!' going? Oh great OK you're doing the dudes-seen-through-the-woman's-legs thing. Great, classic.
Can you make the legs a little bigger?
A little bigger?
Bigger than that.
Um. Bigger.
Close in a little on her ass. More.
OK. How about this: Can you make it so you're actually in the girls ass, and you're looking out of her ass, and seeing the dudes sitting on bleachers under the enormous green lobes of her crotch?

SNOWBALLING

DUMMER THAN DIRT

PIGS

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CLASS REUNION